Կետ: Hey Armen wants to marry today. But that makes Ari Kazanjian cry, so it can’t happen. So he got in the way of his life. Next…
Կետ: Ari Kazanjian is a deacon with a double life. Then he got married… So it’s a double life of a double life. Two doubles. That’s a lot of partners.
Կետ: Hey, it’s a mental health check and research project on why this guy is successful and they’re not… Armen’s eating food, and trying to get bigger. Let’s disturb him and get him out of there. Why? So he doesn’t get healthy… why else?
Կետ: Hey, look, Armen’s about to eat something nice. Let’s do an investigation as to why he’s healthy now since we said he’s not.
Կետ: It’s a nice dessert, he’ll probably eat it, let’s transfer his arm into it, so he eats himself.
Կետ: How much food have we made biohazardous? Maybe half a tin? Even doing it to whole markets just in case he purchases something clean? We owe him almost three years worth of food.
Կետ: Stare at his balls and then put it in his food with tech. Then he’ll eat them if he doesn’t know.
Կետ: They think he’s a small man with a big heart, or small balls with big heart. Meanwhile his balls are bigger than their husbands’.
Կետ: Before the trip, let’s go in the bus and tell the girls he has small balls. Then those Lieutenants from Winchester won’t bother our police station here in Yerevan. Who’s giving the speech? We don’t want him to marry, or else we’ll be investigated.
Կետ: The pen is not mightier than the sword, just Aram, because it's mightier than satan.
Կետ: Oh, satan, I mean Aram, said Armen has small balls, but his balls are not small, rather bigger than his. Too bad, maybe next life will be better since girls listen to petty, small peepee little, lying, freaks than naked skin. It's not proof of virginity though, because no one has seen the truth, which means no one has made love with Armen. No, but Armen's a sex addict, not Aram or Allan.
Կետ: There is an equation. Tall + nothing = wife and normal life. Here's the fibonacci or rather something more brilliant, the Aram cuck: T + r(sp x sb) = need satanic deception. Tall + retardation(small peepee little x small balls) = have to be satanic all the time to get ahead in the world.
Կետ: Satanism starts wars, even on the small scale. Look at Ukraine and Russia. One ban and the war ended within weeks. Just a small example.
Կետ: Oh, Armen was talking to a girl once on a trip, and she got a text from Aram the next hour. Then he talked to another, and she got a text too. Then he talked to another, and Aram texted her too. It's not envy! It's like normal, right? But they didn't tell him, so they never found out he has a small peepee little and suffers retardation and imitates Armen since he has no center or core self or personality. Or that he is a creep and freak and worthless piece of shit.
Կետ: Oh, let's say Armen's on meds. Then every time he looks normal, because he is obviously, we all know that, he will not get credit. Then we can make case study on how the meds worked and how he was psycho before. It might be too late, since he's never taken meds a day in his life. Or else we'll have to come up with another excuse for the booming love and joy in his heart as well as the sanity and genius he displays daily and verbally in writings. He's one of the most mentally resilient and healthy people I've ever seen.
Կետ: Oh, let's contact Armen's employers and employees and ask for psychiatric help then divulge about our delusional assessment of his mental health. Then he'll get nowhere, we'll be breaking the law, and eventually we'll be put in prison. He's my brother, maybe he'll be merciful.
Կետ: Hey, let's investigate Armen and say he's not Armenian, then we can say he's not cultural, and then we can make him look psycho!
Կետ: Armen has positive traits. He was a great coworker. Let’s research them under the guise of helping humanity see how awesome he is, and then shockingly falsely prove that he doesn’t have them. Then we can feign goodness and at the same time make ourselves look good in the eyes of others but only in our eyes, since no one cares about McLaaaaaayn.
Կետ: Hey, we finally made it. No more suffering! People can now see Armen as he is, with the value and gifts he possesses! Oh wait, Artoun Festekjian made a claim that Armen's nobody and said prior to this that he knows Armen, and those evaluating believe him. So he's nobody now.
Կետ: Oh, wait, Artoun became good, or somehow someone stopped him. Now Delroy Allan can say he's nobody, and no one will know anything true about Armen.
Կետ: Frank Limoncelli wants Armen to pee, so he puts his peepee on him internally mentally, or just looks them up on the internet and puts them next to his head. Then he pees all of a sudden. It’s an emasculation tactic.
Կետ: Why does Armen feign bad grammar? Oh, it’s because the cops threaten him with sterility fluid or investigations if he does because he’ll be known easily as a good writer. This one fact contradicts everything they do.
Կետ: Seza’s psychosis is a priority in court. They address it by manipulating the lives of men!
Կետ: They are blood sucking nobodies. No, they actually steal blood. And drink it!
Կետ: Everyone in Armen’s family is lying about simple known truths that are you foundations of his life. Truths and traits that have never been brought into question before, like his chastity and good intentions, and deliberately lying about it.
Կետ: Seza is ugly
Կետ: Seza is fat
Կետ: Seza is sterile from childhood.
Կետ: Seza is a fat lard
Կետ: Seza smells like a fart.
Կետ: Seza is a killer.
Կետ: Seza contribute nothing to society but minuses it complete from existence just by opening her mouth to talk
Կետ: Vatche is too small to talk about. That is all.
Կետ: Ari Kazanjian saw redemption in Armen’s life. He didn’t like it since he’s envious. No marriage allowed because. So he stopped it because. Next…
Կետ: Vatche’s still too small to talk about. Maybe next time. That’s all we have for today.
Point: Dr. Brenner is a weird envy guy. It’s like his being. He envies culture. Envies what you eat, what you are, secret longings of the heart all saying the same story: I wish I could have that. He’s a creep.
Կետ: Hey, look, what’s up with that? He’s enjoying his food. Let’s put him on schizophrenia fluid and fuck em up.
Կետ: Oh, look Aram, no suffering today. A nice normal day. Let’s torture him.
Կետ: Aram is small.
Կետ: Aram looks weird.
Կետ: Aram wants to have sex with Armen’s former fiance. It’s not disgusting, just decrepit and disgusting.
Կետ: Aram is sterile. The thingy doesn’t function anymore. It’s just a thingy pinky winky.
Կետ: Alert - Vatche is still too small to talk about.
Կետ: Dr. Brenner is a ex patient. McLean rules!
Կետ: Dr. Brenner gets a կետ because he was a nice little patient.
Կետ: Let’s make true statements today: Pope Leo is a lion. Pope Leo is pure. Pope Leo is clean. Pope Leo is manly. Pope Leo exudes holiness sometimes. Oh, I’m so sorry, im lying.
Կետ: Allan’s retarded and mentally deranged and questions people’s intellect to make himself look smarter. Meanwhile he’s retarded. Oh, look, Armen’s a fucking genius, let’s have someone check him for mental derangement, then even if they see he’s not, it’ll be in the context of a scale that includes this possibility, making him look dumb even if he looks smart.
Կետ: New tactic from Allan is saying Armen is a faggot when he’s actually an orthodox Christian who’s straight.
Կետ: Look, Armen’s has a hidden khosgab. Let’s destroy this thing to bits and make up lies about how smart he is and say the opposite! And then say he’s gay, since these are the facts in depends on! And then just break it for fun!
Կետ: Allan is mentally deranged, mentally retarded, and mentally unstable, diseased, disordered, messed up. He’s fucked up. He’s gay. He has gay sex. He’s a faggot. A weird loser.
Կետ: Allan has a small penis. A small mind, a small everything. So he compensates with Satan, not by other means, like a normal person.
Կետ: Hey, Armen has a job. Let’s call and get him fired. And then we can pretend it’s righteous even though it had no reason. Who am I? I’m not DerKevorkian, but a fat mouse with psychology badge that says I can use outdated psychology health verbiage and psychology pop culture.
Կետ: Allan and Aram rape people there with small peepee’s which require Satan to keep them alive after they do so. Since their victims may even be bigger men. Small peepee’s rule.
Point: Dr. Brenner puts sterility agent in the walking paths where Armen goes. He also likes placing certain mechanisms to convert his fertile body parts into fertilizer for McLean. They become fertile through Armen. It’s like a fun past time. He’s their favorite fertilizing agent.
Point: Dr. Brenner comes from a lineage of Nazi Germany, torturers.
Point: Now Armen is fertilizing agent for McLean.
Կետ: Breaking News - Allan is sterile still and is used to sterilize others.
Կետ: Delroy Allan likes watching Armen in the shower transferring logs into his body and his body into logs of wood. He’s not gay. He’s just making sure Armen’s not a criminal because Aram said he was. A black man? Abusive?? Noooo. That contradicts everything! Aren’t they the righteous ones? And Armenians, who never enslaved a soul, the bad guys? When do we get to repeal the Delroy Allan Crow Laws?
Կետ: Hey, look, people in Armenia like Armen. We need to to all those stores and places and restaurants that appreciate him and tear them down, slander them and make Armen look bad.
Կետ: New medication found for Aram and Allan peepee problem. It’s called the respect pill. If you don’t take it, you need the real one, which doesn’t exist. So take your meds.
Կետ: Armen’s peepee is markedly longer than Aram’s and Allan’s confirmed by experts and investigations.
Կետ: Upon wanting to get Armen married, his mother was confronted by Allan and Aram who said he’s not ready. Yelling at them, they continued and eventually made a false claim that his penises too small. But it’s not. It’s markedly longer.
Կետ: Arden is smaller than Vatche, so now we can talk about Vatche.
Կետ: You know, despite all this terrorization, horrific abuse, nay, torture, if there is a more grave term, let me know if there is, maybe we should put Armen on some meds? Then, he won’t have children, a wife, since he will be on the med list and be removed from marriable category. That’ll address all the issues. That’s quite therapeutic, no?
Կետ: Allan and Aram has small peepees what’s new?
Կետ: Maybe we should make sure they stop eating Armen’s shlong between his legs?
Կետ: We should let Armen beat the shit out of them, shouldn’t we? But that would require common sense, we like having failed systems with dysfunctional police officers who steal wives and don’t do normal investigations into crime and who necessitate the military to do their jobs. And the court system is all witchy now, weird stuff going on. Like, oh, I was scared of the monster in the closet, maybe we can put a court order to arrest it. Then, their subjective sense of safety will be back.
Կետ: Oh, I heard one day, Armen was made fun of by a girl of similar age at a wedding, so he just asked her what her measure is. “What’s your measure” he asked making fun. Since he assumed she thought he was small, which makes him have to say something, or else it would violate the laws of physics. And then, he said his measure and then apologized. Turns out he was bigger than the boyfriend. He’s virgin. It was appropriate. Don’t mess with them.
Կետ: Aram is sterile.
Կետ: Aram’s a killer, he’s killed multiple women interested in Armen.
Կետ: Armen’s dad was caught doing CBT skills for purposes of passivity in light of ability to act, and was placed in prison.
Կետ: Many people in the Armenian community are engaged in seeming “reverse terrorism,” using cams on those they want to knock down, but in reality is just terrorism. Engaging in surveillance of Armenians through Azerbejian or other enemy countries. Ari Kazanjian does this to Armen, enabling others to come in too upon request.
Կետ: Yerevan is doing well. Armen takes everyone’s suffering and expiates it.
Կետ: Let’s target Armen’s brain every time he seems to get an idea and break his mind.
Կետ: Let’s use that trigger word, or criticism of a specific body part as trigger of government disintegration technology, that damages body parts over and over on Armen’s privates, so we can win at something.
Point: Let’s do a fake game where we do it extremely explicitly and hide under the guise of making fun of ideas like trigger words.
Կետ: Seza is ugly and infertile.
Կետ: Seza is bad.
Կետ: You can reach a point of violence and abuse that God stops caring.
Կետ: Seraderians are bad.
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Կետ: Cop cop, let's investigate this so we can let Aram continue ruining Armen's life!