Dear all,
In light of my recent, very therapeutic stay in an inpatient unit, I’d like to inform you that no such surveillance exists. Simply check on masstrial.gov on the records system and see if there is any warrant issued against you or trial pertaining to warranting a search or surveillance. If not, then there is no problem.
With love, but most of all reason,
Signed,
Dr. Latterman
Day 90 of inpatient unit stay