Mrs. Sabine Festekjian has decisively kicked Armen Pity Poo Festekjian out of his family and the United States of Americanos, or rather criminalos who get kicked outo of US for cartelados. 

Կետ 2 - Armen Pity Poo Festekjian didn’t know but this is how it happened. He also wasn’t invited to the wedding of his older brother after false report of aggression to the police by both brothers. They were the ones who said he’s not mentally well, and then they were the ones who became reliable witnesses, while all the while were the aggressors. If you want to get away with aggravated assault, just make sure everyone who strikes wrongfully is able to be the witness while making the one struck considered an unreliable witness through mental health claims. Then, since he was wronged, he has to be wronged again. So, he was disinvited to the wedding. 

Կետ 3 - Sabine’s parents are both in jail, prison rather. There’s a difference. Look it up. One is for criminals, the other is for criminalos. 

Կետ 4 - Incoming live footage: Chris, what you see there? Oh, Armen still doesn’t believe in karma. He seems only to believe in justice, which broke last week, I believe. That’s what I picked up on in the area. He’s right in Yerevan Square, and nothing has changed for a while now. The breeze is too gentle, blowing my hair wild out here. Gotta send the mic back over Becca! 

Thanks Chris. Stay safe, that breeze will blow you apart.

Կետ 5 - Don’t mess with Armen, since you’ll go to prison, not jail. That’s a wrap. See you next week on Համար 101 Ճշմարիտ Ճշմարիտ Լուրեր - Բայց Լուռ Չենք

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/former-us-senator-bob-menendezs-wife-sentenced-4-12-years-bribery-case-2025-09-11/

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