From Rabbi to Rabbi: Defending Constitutional rights through humor and satire, exposition of Amendments, and logical argumentation
Der Arakel Aljalian is a priest.
Dr. John Peteet is a psychiatrist.
Dr. Kurt Brenner is a psychologist.
Aram Festekjian is a human being.
Allan Festekjian is a human being.
They are good or bad. Which one?
You tell me.
What is surveillance? Is that even a thing? What a random topic, right? Why are people talking about this?
Are these people surveillers?
We don't know.
You tell me. Maybe you know?
Who are policemen?
I know a few!
His name is Dan Palmer. He's a kido, kiddet, a sargeant, or a Leeuw-tennant of a house. Which one?
We don't know.
You tell me. Isn’t he the one who raped Armen’s fiance, along with that other Lieutenant Limoncelli? Maybe you know?
How could that happen?
Tamar Barsamian made fun of Armen so much, so consistently in front of so many people, saying he’s small out of jealousy and rivalry with his fiance that this was the end result. I think Arden and almost every Armenian man he knew also in some way exploited her after her false report to every human being due to envy.
That’s horrifying. He had a big peepee low the whole time and due to his chastity, his fiance never knew. He’s still a virgin unfortunately. He doesn’t even know Tamar, like 5 min of conversation total in his life between them, but she feigns intimacy with him. She’s also an ugly person, like a piece of Samoan, I mean a piece of shit. Sorry for that verbal mispronunciation. She’s doesn’t look like a Samoan! But she should fix that face of hers, one more plastic surgery and maybe she won’t be that shitfaced… Very odd stuff. She’s a creep. Did that guy and the men rape his fiance?
No, I think it was just a friendly hug. Are you kidding me? They can’t be that bad! That would make Armen start writing again and make sure they get put in prison. They did it together at times too. Group hugging sessions. Really friendly. I think the human beings, Aram and Allan, also were major huggers in this exploitation. They had such great envy, it needed to happen. They even said to her that Armen wanted it to happen and the poor girl believed the lie, thinking it was some cultural norm. Turns out, that cultural practice is a relic, 100 years outdated.
Have they put the death sentence yet?
Which one?
When they say he should be a monk or something?
Maybe, that’s a violation of the Eighth Amendment, no cruel and unusual punishments for being pure, virgin, a big pee pee low, and in love.
That’s sad. They’ll probably apologize to each other and everyone except him.
That’s typically their way.
Maybe she can make fun of Armen's last name as like a cool comeback. So watch out.
Oh, that's funny...
What do you mean?
No, no, no. It's okay. We can move on.
No, tell me. You're chuckling.
Ok, fine.
What is it?
Her last name...
Ok, you're flat out laughing!
It's very funny, that she has a last name that means Persian, and Persians are descendants of Bel, the loser that Hayk Nahabed shot through with an arrow. It's like, hey, let's make a last name in Armenian today, and make it the great enemy and loser of all time of Armenians!
I like Hayk Nahabed. He defended me once. Against that guy.
You're right, that's if you're Armenian, which you're not.
At least I'm more Armenian than her. She doesn't like Armen, and he looks like a god-king. But we are descendants of Noah.
Let’s continue our analysis.
What are cops? Are they pops? Or is that a genre of music. Let's dance.
Who dances?
We don't know.
But let's connect the dots.
No, I don't want to. You do it.
Ok, so we have those people listed above, still deliberating on moral goodness. Good or bad. We don't know. You tell me.
Then we have that tenant of the house, we don't know him either, but there is that topic of surveillance in between. What is that?
We don't know. You tell me.
Oh, maybe there is a connection here.
Maybe? How?
Maybe they're surveillers.
That's the only connection.
No, there are others.
This is weird.
Why would they surveil. Isn't that like against the law?
No, it's actually allowed. It's so righteous isn't it.
Maybe that's why these guys are good? Right?
How?
Well you said it's righteous.
Yes, but it's not allowed. It's against the US constitution.
Oh, so it's bad. I get it. You're testing me.
Armen Festekjian. Do you know him?
No.
Is he good or bad?
I don't know. I just said I don't know him.
Well, I think he's good. He's very good. he's always surveilled too since he's so good.
Oh, Dr. Kurt Brenner, he surveils?
I don't know. Do you?
Maybe. I heard from a guy he does. He like puts weird stuff on people too, like his semen and bodily fluids to infect them. it goes right through that dang camera like a tunnel.
How?
Well, it's a long discussion. Maybe we should have professor Latterman over next time.
Maybe.
Well, that's a wrap boys. Dr. Brenner is bad.
Wait, do we know that?
Oh, of course not, it's a weird hypothesis I heard online.
Do you know?
No, we don't.
But who’s Professor Latterman? Does he work on the moon or on earth?
Oh it’s on earth because the moon has no universities.
Oh, you’re right. That’s logical.
So, is he from Europe or England?
Oh, that’s racism, I think he’s from India. In fact that’s where he was for his dissertation.
Book II
Dr. Brenner is bad, right?
Yeah, if he does that semen stuff with surveilling.
I heard he also has a code word that transforms substances into other substances.
What’s the word?
Pap, rap, something of that sort.
What is it?
Oh , this is crazy. Maybe we should talk to Dr. Brenner later, after Latterman.
But he’s in India.
Are you sure?
And Dr. Brenner?
Oh, he’s in India too, because he’s a mouse.
Is that a code word?
Just a hypothesis. Now Latterman has to come for us to look into the truth. What is the truth?
We don’t know. Do you?
You tell me.
Ok, I will. The truth is that we don’t know.
How will Latterman know?
We don’t know. Do you?
Maybe.
And also, I heard from a guy that Dr. Kurt Brenner calls cops and puts sterility orders on people he doesn’t like who are in foreign countries. They reasoned that he’s really envious and attached to patients in a psychotic way, like leechy, sexual, obsessive, perverted, attachment. Like the disgusting way, like really repulsive. He also takes bodily substances, particles, from Armen’s body when he prays and feeds it to McLean Mental Health Specialists. He wants people to like him, so he gives them Armen’s body particles, illuminated by God in prayer.
Really? That can’t be true. Look at his name. It starts with a B. That’s not a bad letter! Come on! Be nice. He’s good or bad? Maybe good?
We don’t know. Do you? I’ve felt pulled one way rather than another. It’s a surveillance trick, a camera capability.
I heard he messed with people’s food, as well as other doctors who do surveillance, and cops. Do you do that?
How could I? How would I know how? Is that even possible?
I don’t know. Maybe not. Do you know?
I think I do. That’s true for you only, not to me.
Ok, then I’m stealing yours and then we can share and truth can be objective again. But before that I flip it so it’s my truth.
What about Yerevan cops? Are they good or bad?
I don’t know. Maybe a new category. Dumb or smart? Odar or Armenian? Why would they hurt a good person like Armen? He’s Armenian, he carries the name of a nation on his heart.
He’s the last living Armenian then. The only one.
Maybe. How certain are we about this? Are these claims?
Not until Latterman is here. He’ll tell us what’s what.
Maybe they’re jealous. Like look, he’s eating, we’re not, but we have lives and he doesn’t, but who cares, we want that because we’re stupid.
Oh, is that an internal monologue? Plus a claim? About dumb or smart?
Where is Latterman when you need him! Oh, gosh, he’s running late.
I heard there are mental health specialists at McLean like minions who do the same torture on surveillance that those doctors do.
Where did you hear that?
Oh, no, I didn’t hear it. It was a delusion that a tweety bird told me when I was looking outside this morning.
What else did the delusional tweety bird tell you? Did you offer a referral to a therapist?
No, he said that Winchester Police is also doing the same torture with surveillance. Making foods eaten by surveilled people filled with alternate substances like rat stuff and other various harmful biohazardous material organic and inorganic.
Really? That’s a real big delusion! Are Winchester policemen that big too? I’m not that big! They are though.
They are almost as big as this delusion. But it’s such a big delusion that it’s not real! Winchester Police? How can they be bad? Are you kidding me? Armen used to live there!
Oh, it’s not a delusion, it’s a tweety bird, but maybe Latterman can tell us.
Whar about that Danny kid?
Who the tenant?
Yeah, the hand or something?
You mean the Cadet?
No the Sargeant.
Oh, you mean the Danny kid.
Yes, the kiddo.
Yes, yes, I’m trying to remember. I heard from the plaza a conversation that he looks at Armen wherever he goes and destroys the fountains he drinks from and loves. He makes the water extremely impure by tampering with it and then even the source of it after. It’s like a biohazard and Yerevan hasn’t figured it out yet. It hurts the children too.
What? That’s serious. You need to do something about that!
No, that’s insanity. That’s acting on irrationality. It would be categorized as unhealthy. I would be detained.
Oh, well, it’s not real then, because that’s what mental health says.
Mental health or fear?
God, not fear. God said it. Because mental health is now God and fear as well.
Come on. That Danny guy is harmless. He’s a kiddo. I heard he’s a small nice fat kid.
Look, it’s Latterman. He brought some donuts.
Hey, fellas. How’s everything? I heard you guys are struggling with some delusions today. I’ll elucidate the science and you’ll tell me how everything sounds ok?
But what if Dan Palmer starts doing an investigation on all of us? Including Armen and everything he knows and kills everyone?
Yeah, Latterman, did you go to the bathroom today? What about that thing the police do where they make you go potty every time they feel like making you? I walk near my apartment and all of a sudden they want to see me do my potty. So I train with them so I get really good at it. I need the extra practice since my mom stopped training me when I was young.
You’re right. The 10,000 hour rule wasn’t fulfilled there, was it?
No, it wasn’t. And that’s why I love these cops who trigger my cycles so they can train me appropriately. Like, what’s better than that? Extra hours under supervised experts? It’s like the top knotch deal.
Do you have this blessing Latterman?
I have a better blessing. It’s that when they trigger my cycles after I do something really accomplished in my life, like an impossible feat, I have cousins who say I’m nobody to the police that don’t know me who monitor cameras. This ensures that I get the proper label to make sure I get nowhere. It’s their jealousy. Good thing they take it out on me, so other people don’t suffer. You know? It’s like, good job, I reached a peak and now I can be nobody again due to jealous cousins who can’t stand watching and surveilling someone they deem successful. It’s my favorite part of life. Succeeding and then having surceilling cousins destroy every facet of life due to jealousy. Like I befriend that vice like no tomorrow. Thank you jealousy for teaching my cousins how to knock down a humble guy who is being tortured by triggered cycles so cops can watch me go potty. It’s like that’s what I needed today to complete my torture that is unceasing. I needed jealousy too. Then I can do my hours with the surveilling cop in potty and train to be completely excellent at potty. That’s why they watch me.
Then, what about that other priest?
Oh? You mean the one who stops you from marrying and stripping all privileges because he was jealous you were eating blackberries after not eating for days and being tortured by biohazardous threats in your own room. And once you got to relax for just a few moments, you ate the blackberries and he just removed all marriage privileges?
How can he remove marriage privileges?
Oh he just has to tell everyone that you’re unmarriable. He writes it down on surveillance and hides the fact that you’re big, ripped, humble, kind, pure, and lovely, because he can.
Oh, that’s okay. You’ll live your life alone without anybody or even children who God willed for you, and you’ll die alone on your death bed. But before that, make sure you throw that blackberry box straight in his face. Or else he will not have a blackberry.
You’re right. It’s not about marriage, children or God’s will. It’s that he gets a blackberry.
Yes, you got it. It’s like, what’s death? We’re eternal right? But that guy needed a blackberry. So I had to take the hit so he munched on one.
I think that makes sense.
Yes, there’s a lot of delusion here.
I know Latterman. That’s why you’re here. Do you need blackberry too?
No, no, I have all the blackberries I need. It’s you two.
We love you Latterman.
You should love that priest too. He might need some love so he doesn’t need a blackberry.
Is he good or bad?
I don’t know. My perception is bad. I’m delusional today. Don’t you know?
So where are those knock out drugs?
Yeah, like Tylenol and vitamins. Where are they? We need those meds, it’s like the only way out of disorder.
Yes, we need those vitamins asap so we can go get that priest the blackberry he needs. Or else God can’t rest.
What about your goal of having children and marrying?
Oh, come on. That’s not important! Look I have everything right here. A nice Tylenol, a nice friend, and Latterman, you too.
But you need a future.
You’re right. And that future will be in a hospital.
Oh, that’s great. You’d be a great doctor!
Yes, that’s it. A doctor.
What about the priesthood, friend? Don’t give up on that.
It’s ok, doctor is better. Then I don’t need to work my whole life to get a blackberry. It’s too great an achievement. Reserved for the greatest priests of all time. That priest is one of them. He’s so good to me. Teaching me about giving up the flesh and being free from desires other than God and eternal life before death. It’s like, what more can you ask for. He gets the blackberry but I get the teaching and eternal life as a result.
Maybe girls wouldn’t want you anyways.
That’s what he would say. But I’m ripped, humble, awesome, lovely, and intelligent, and pure, and forgiving. But these are not qualities I really need. What I really need is his teaching on giving up all for God, so he can have a blackberry and I can have eternal life and God. Don’t you see? What’s the point of marriage and children and God’s will if he doesn’t get his blackberry after torturing you due to jealousy and envy?
Oh, but he’s like a good guy. He’s a teacher, remember!
Oh, never mind. He was the one who ate the blackberry. I was the one watching him and being jealous! I tricked you! I’m bad, he’s good. But I’m better than the best because I taught him a lesson about God. I surveilled him.
But he’s so kind. Don’t you remember how nice he is to you? He loves you!
What about the blackberry. He wanted that more than my own life’s fulfillment!
He shed tears. And so did Latterman.
It’s Ok. We’re here for you.
Look it’s a nice girl over there.
Ha, gotcha, it’s just a surveillance cam!
Oh, they’re steriling today.
What do you mean. It’ll be in the water soon.
What?
Look, drink the water and your fertility will go away. But, if you wait, sometimes they put fertility back inside it. Or you drink it and have to beat the sterility in time.
They take it away so you don’t have children. Healthy children are proof of their criminal activity since there’s no disorder. It’s also proof of mental health to have a child.
Nothings coming out that thing. Come on! You got a good body. That’s just a cam.
You’re right. I’m wrong. We know everything. And that hasn’t been said before, so it can’t be true. And yes, no such thing as transferability in cams. That’s too advanced but going to the moon, nuclear weaponry, drones, airplanes. Even we can do that.
What do you mean?
All they have to do is write it down on paper, even think it while looking at the object, and the internal system of the cam connected to other processing technology influences the object of choice, usually food or drink or fluids.
God is watching them. We can watch them too. Let’s go. There’s a park out there. We’re going to watch people.
Wait, before we go. It’s over already.
What do you mean?
Those two logic bunnies, Aram and Allan, they see all I say and become momentary mental health nuts. Like it’s how they think all the time.
What?
They watch, they observe and they mischaracterized everything as though they know me. They also say it’s all abnormal for me, and feign having known me as friends before. They just want to take me down, but they’re criminals and they need to because their false claims started this whole thing. It’s a perpetual cycle of keeping me on surveillance so their false report is never known.
They and all the surveillers also take credit for everything I write and say that has any value, even now as we speak. No one would buy it if these two human beings, and only human beings, no judgement, didn't always say I'm some incapable person, when in reality they struggled with envy their whole life towards me.
Envy? How?
They're human beings. Human being envy. It's not a judgement, it's just a feature of the lower nature of man.
Hmm... Very objective. They are human but not beings.
Yes, you're right. Beings but not human.
Maybe.
Maybe both?
We don't know. I have to see if they have the ability to be pure.
Why?
Oh, it's a sign of humanity.
That's not a bad gauge, I guess.
You mean gaugggggggggggggjjjjjjjje. Like the French prnounciation. Gauge is like garb, an ugly word.
Garb! What a fabulous word. What's wrong with that?
It's like saying hot dog but with stuffing and potluck.
Potluck. That is an ugly word.
It's my lucky day, my friend agreed with me. It's not a delusion.
Of course not. Who wants to eat food that is poisoned through and though?
You get me, bro, you get me.
High five!
Not yet, I'm not done with my train of thought. It's still chugging on the tracks, the crossroads.
Ok, we're chugging. Where is the Choo Choo going?
It's going to enemy land.
Don't say where, then they'll surveil you too. What about Aram and Allan, those human beings?
Put them on the train, maybe they can help shovel the charcoal into the fires. They can be our human shields.
Yes, they're humans, so they can be human shields. Or else we wouldn't have those.
They also love that Dan Palmer guy, the tenant of the house.
He's a criminal.
Really?
Yeah. He actually knows it and does political and psychiatric abuse and not only that but accuses really innocent people like Armen of being a criminal for no reason with no evidence, even the contrary, with abundance of evidence of goodness utmost, innocence, and purity.
Whoever hurts that guy deserves the deepest pit of hell. He's the nicest guy. But if you ever piss him off by doing something unrighteous - oh boy - he will speak his mind like you've never known what truth and authenticity and justice ever was before.
I had a dream he would be tortured in Azerbaijan one day.
Maybe, it’s likely. We don’t know. Do you?
I do. He will be.
Maybe.
He will be.
Dan Palmer is a criminal. The guy surveils Armen.
I agree, whoever surveils a good and innocent man is a criminal.
I want to arrest him. Put him jail. And then, I want to put him on video so a rat can always surveil him.
Why?
Because then he would be surveilled by someone like himself.
He’s more of a pig, or warthog.
Maybe a new species, called species bad criminal lying policeman.
Maybe he just has a small pencil at home. Like a Ticonderoga. The type that doesn’t work well.
Usually guys like him have something more like an eraser that they use instead of a pencil. Since they have to erase stuff, you know what I mean? That’s what criminals do.
Maybe he should buy a Ticonderoga. Then he can entertain people with his writing ability. He can write stuff and make people feel good.
But that’s not as good as real storytelling, is it?
But if he’s so bad at storytelling, why does the Armenian government listen to what he and other surveillers falsely claim? They keep assenting to their opinions and judgements without proper oversight.
I don’t know. Maybe it’s a bad group of people. Ignorant clueless or even careless?
This guy is retarded.
No, I’m retarded. Come on guys, why are we making fun of him? Maybe we need to look at our thought catalogues today?
Latterman, get the heck outa here
Maybe a Socratic dialogue would do?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I like those.
I’m Socrates this time.
Ok.
But I’m next.
Sounds good.
Deal.
Let's GO!
Ok, are you a Dr. Brenner or a bad guy?
A bad guy. Of course.
Good, you chose the lesser evil.
No, the contrast is so great that I chose something good.
Ahh, so the gradation is so great that it made bad good?
Yes, yes.
Brilliant. Let us travel along the road of this line of questioning.
Before we do so, what happened to Dr. Peteet? Does he ever torture you?
No, he probably put like some dust on the ground next to him and then started laughing that he tortured me.
Oh, so he's good?
We don't know. Do you?
Let's do a parallel line of questioning here.
No it has to be a crossroad so it has my train on it.
We need that thing, you're right, what was I thinking.
Ok. So, Dr. Brenner is unknowably beyond bad.
And Dr. Peteet?
Wait, an ode is necessary for this topic. A long ode, of eternal voice about the tragedy and the cosmic evil and petty boy he is.
Ok, how much time do you need?
When does the choo choo take off? What does the ticket say?
That’s a great Socratic inquiry, I need to sit on that.
I’ll do my ode and then we can talk about the little dude.
Who Peteet?
Yeah.
Oh, he’s a big guy. Big dick Joe.
Really? Ok. We should figure that out.
I don’t know. That’s the other line of questioning.
Maybe if we don’t say anything, they will hit each other, then we’ll be free.
A battle of trains of thought!
The crossroads of God, just like the Protestants always want!
You’re right, they always use that stupid metaphor.
Latterman, why are you hiding your affect from us?
Yeah, that’s not congruent.
You’re laughing!
Don’t call the unit, Rabbi Jones!
No, this is serious.
That’s the wrong number. It’s 911.
Latterman, we’re going to have to check your pee contents today and take your urine sample.
Just to make sure you’re on your meds.
I’ve taken mine all day.
Yeah, those Vitamins were great.
How many did you take?
Enough to be Socrates himself, or even smarter.
Yes, I have a man here who is off his meds. He hit me and started laughing at me. He’s hysterical.
Rabbi Jones, what about the haymaker from just last night?
Yes, he haymakered me too.
Ok, guys, this is a police officer on the line. Treat him with kindness.
Sir, we’ll be there in two minutes. Make sure you have an exit. And don’t stay near the degrade, I mean human slave, I mean patient, I mean client. Person.
Thank you officer, we will make our exit as soon as we can.
Rabbi Jones, let’s go!
My name Socrates and I’m a better doctor than Latterman now.
We got em.
I can hear the sirens.
No Socrates, I mean, Dr. Socrates, it’s the American anthem. Let’s get outta here. We’re surveilling this guy like it’s our job and then we’re going to tell him it’s all delusion.
What do you prefer, targeting the food, his clothes, his privates, his fertility, or his wife?
Let’s go for the public parts first, then the private, then the wives.
How many does he have?
Maybe 4?
Ok, then we should save one for someone else?
Why?
We’ll get a squad going and make a club too.
Sir, put your hands down. Get in the ambulance.
He hit us!
Run, run! They got em!
As Rabbi Jones and his friend run into the distance moonlight in fields of glory:
Does he really think we had a delusion of grandeur?
I don’t know. Do you?
Maybe. You tell me.
He was your surveiller wasn’t he.
Yeah.
Well, once we’re done frolicking, let’s get those amendments out and see how we can get em on surveillance and then in a prison.
Surveillance time.
And the surveillance never ended. For letterman is the true Rabbi Jones.
Book III
Socrates, I feel bad.
It’s okay. He was a criminal.
But what if he was a good surveiller? Like the ones who try to help?
It could be, but surveillance leads to perpetual envy and attachment, sexual, psychological, and spiritual.
What happened to our line of thinking?
It was derailed by his incongruence. It’s not important.
And the surveillance. When will we start?
It’s a sexual act. It’s wrong and unconstitutional to surveil for so long. It creates envy, attachment in every way. Sexually.
How do you know?
It’s evident. They look at you constantly, naked or dressed. It’s sexual. If it weren’t, you would have a sense of peace and calm. It’s an attachment and it’s sexual. Those who surveil are intended to intrude, enter in, see without being seen, peek in without being caught, looking, watching, and obsessing, envying. All surveillers have pornograohy issues. It’s a form of rape. Taking what is not yours, possessing it and destroying it.
But Socrates the Great, what if they’re scared? Don’t you know? You should manipulate the world according to your internal states. Isn’t that what Sophocles, Epictetus, Marcus Aurelius, and all great thinkers taught and every psychologist and every religion?
Yes, that’s what they taught, my disciple. You are learned. It’s about managing paranoia and psychosis through the mass manipulation of all things to manage internal states. It’s not the other way around. Don’t take drugs, don’t do mindfulness. Abuse and do evil and control all things, then you will have peace, you will have what the Stoics and Greeks call Eudaimonia.
Great Socrates, how can I also learn the way of the peace like this?
You must know everything and know you know everything. Then the humility of knowing that you are the greatest of all and untouchable will give you the peace you so need.
That reminds me of someone. She doesn’t do that.
Oh, you mean Seza the Peaceful? She knows how to self regulate my son.
What does her name mean?
It’s Islamic.
Oh, she must be Christian.
Without a doubt.
Because Christians are nonviolent and pray for peace and safety. She does that, right?
Of course!
Ahh, yes, I knew it, God, I mean Socrates. Excuse my mixing of names.
Please, don’t be so rude to him. I am 20 days away from becoming equal with him in wisdom. I’m nothing right now. Don’t be so irreverent.
What about meds? Like vitamins and Tylenol? Doesn’t that help? Or even for paranoia?
Those meds are for God, not us, we are unworthy.
I wish I could have some, master.
Don’t think like this, you must achieve greater status by continual prayer to become great enough to self regulate emotions and also take meds like God the Father.
What was that you plumped into your mouth?
Oh, nothing. It’s just a grape seed.
I feel so excited and antsy at the same time. My mind is racing with such peaceful paranoid ideations.
This is a pre-surveillance high. You’ll see. And snap out of it soon. Then you won’t call me master, but by my name, Rabbi Jones.
Book IV
I just received a letter from Armen.
Read it to me.
He sent it to Latterman. What a nut.
Nuts are good. Latterman, we don’t know. We had not a clue he had incongruent affective problems.
You’re right. Here it is. I’ll read it.
Dear Dr. Latterman,
I’d like to inform you that these two: Seza and Vatche Seraderian are on my radar as extremely abusive bipolar people. They are relatives but have abandoned family companionship and cooperation, resorting to brutal tactics and abusive use and manipulation of law enforcement, evidence, and legal proceedings with false report. It’s terribly abusive to be around them foremost when they have paranoid reactions to people of size and features of masculinity such as musculature, beards, and courage. It causes paranoid reactions in them, and undiagnosed hide behind guise of having daughters to further abuse and manipulate rather than taking prescribed medication so as not to harm others with above noted forms of abuse.
In all sincerity,
Armen Festekjian
Well read. He’s the best guy. He is the kindest man. We need people like him. Anyone who hurts this guy is a devil. He is the most innocent being, but very just. He tears down injustice at the first sight, then continues forever until it dies.
She’s likely monitoring him right now.
Who, Seza?
Yes. She’s a tricky bastard. She surveils him.
Oh.
He suffers. It’s immeasurable. You can’t even cry because your emotions don’t line up because of the amount of people watching. It’s like getting naked in front of a mob that’s going to kill you. You can’t even eat healthy food. They have total control over your life. Every success can be mischaracterized, every email intercepted, every connection taken, every girl stolen, every friend persuaded. It’s the end of life. You feel pressured the whole time, you can’t breathe or focus. It’s far worse than you can imagine. It’s the greatest torture. There’s more that I cannot even speak of.
I didn’t know.
It ends in death. Surveillance that doesn’t end with a word is there for surveillers to kill you. That’s the end goal. Steal wife, or future wife, kill person, and then destroy all things, what remains, even the memory of the man, and everything else.
Many are afraid of that guy for some reason.
It’s just paranoia and it’s caused by the fact that they are criminals and criminally violated him before and are afraid of being caught.
Seza and others may have paranoid delusions because they are criminals and have violated him criminally. Therefore if the law supports them, it supports crime and its effects. They violate his rights co stantlybto feel safe. 1st Amendment, stopping him from speaking and writing freely, 4th amendment by surveilling and even without probable cause and without a warrant. 8th amendment due to cruel and unusual punishments, trying to sterilize. 10th amendment trying to prevent marriage, depriving his rights to reproduce as biological necessity as an emanation of having organs specifically made for reproduction - which is impossible without being married to the right person. Violating the 5th amendment if life, liberty and property and violating due process by having no due process involved. They are criminals using the co situation to further protect themselves from being known as criminals, not only that, they are taking away and violating constitution and rights written therein based on paranoia caused by being criminals and violating him criminally his whole life.
You’re right. Who gets scared to the point of all this stuffing away, shutting up, depriving of marriage, having children, to stifle evidence of his health, just so they can feel safe? That’s fucked up.
They want to kill him too.
That’s like a deprivation of God.
It’s a deprivation of life.
Maybe they should tell God he can’t exist anymore since they’re criminals and want to feel safe after they murder and rape and harm people.
They’re psychos and they hide behind guise of having needy daughters. But they don’t care. They’re abused and just do what it takes for them to be happy and not abuse them.
You can’t violate this much and not be a real killer. It’s a sign of murderousness. The abuse is so great, it’s a sign they’ve killed people and want to continue.
They also take potential wives from him. It’s sexual aggression too. Which is a sign of rape and murder too.
He’s just a virgin waiting for the right person and even that makes them feel guilty too. So they violate him more and stale him and try to say he should be a bishop so they don't feel guilty.
Oh, that’s psychotic because when normal people feel guilt they try to stop and do good, not cover up.
Oh, it means they may be psychopaths then since that’s not real guilt.
Maybe Vatche suffers from infertility his whole life and didn’t reproduce the kids.
Maybe you’re right. He’s not a man and needs to take a chill pill, get a gun and meditate on the fact that he’s safe.
And then the kids get praised for being violently abusive if the law and they get affirmation for violating everybody. It’s really sad. They’re becoming really bad.
Whatever they say, they’ve surveilled him too much. Armen can say whatever he wants.
What about his safety? Is he allowed to point out that they’re bad? Since then he can’t be safe if he doesn’t, right?
They’ve abused him his whole life, discriminating, judging, depriving him of his rights, and accusing him and slandering him, and now after all that abuse and even raping him as a boy, she says that he’s abusing her. She’s even hit him before.
So she violates every single right he has, so she feels safe?
Where’s the constitution? And why are they able to do this?
This is like death penalty realm. It’s like a danger to hundreds of years of protecting rights. It violates history and humanity too, not just conceptually. He’s like raping Benjamin Franklin now. And Abraham Lincoln.
Yeah, and people still alive. And maybe even future people who are not born yet.
Hmm, maybe he does this rape because he never had children?
He’s violating rights like a criminal but his weapon is not only a knife or gun but the law and lies and deception and mischaracterization and those girls he’s abused with his wife who keep saying stuff to get approval and safety from their abusiveness.
If Armen doesn’t have a child, it’s because they are criminals. They belong in jail, capital punishment.
Maybe the safest thing is just to be nice to people? If you abuse and violate people, of course you’re going to be afraid.
It’s not that simple. They know they’re criminals. That’s what wronging people does. It makes you afraid. Especially if those you violate are men bigger and stronger than you or have become stronger after you’ve abused them.
They’re going to kill him then. That’s where this ends.
If anyone violates you or abuses you in one way, know that the end is just murder. That’s where it ends.
I heard he was a singer in the choir at church and his voice was deep and it scared Seza because she probably saw it would lead to marriage, and she has paranoid reactions to manhood in people she’s abused. So they stripped him of his right to sing.
Thats messed up. Thats a violation of the First Amendment and freedom of the exercise of religion.
No, it’s murder on top of murder on top of murder. They’re trying to kill him.
It’s sad. He’s the best man.
It’s disgusting. Seza is a murder rapist.
They’re believers now, since they killed one.
Book V
Palmer. Who is he?
Oh, he raped two people Armen knows. He’s bipolar with psychotic features or schizophrenic and always abused Armen when there were conflicts about spirituality at home. He would escalate it and ruined his childhood.
Oh, thanks. I thought he was bad.
Oh, no. He’s not bad.
Is Armen writing anything eloquent lately?
He wrote a couple things yesterday. Really good.
Tell him to be a loser and do nothing with his life and sit down and shrink and then just die.
Why?
Oh, because then McLean won’t look bad.
I don’t understand.
You will.
You got a text. What does it say?
Oh they fired him.
Who?
Armen.
Why?
He’s too fertile to be alive. So they fired him, are going to put him on a fertility monitor, take his fertility out and give it to someone else, then say he’s been infertile the whole time.
Why?
His writing and eloquence is intimidating people. So they fired him.
Maybe he should just play tennis!
No, Delroy Allan is sexually abusive and does sexual dynamics on surveillance, disturbing his body with weird methods, making him twitch and move in contorted ways.
How?
He sent a rude text, so Longfellow put a cam on him to make sure he’s okay and extended it 6 months because they were fascinated by him, so now they are still monitoring him being in a foreign country as a foreign national. It’s screwed up.
How?
It’s the government. They don’t care about Armen and every court case about him has been contorted to not have him present and when he doesn’t defend himself, the government doesn’t but rather the opposite since they don’t like him due to the false claim Aram, the human being, made a long time ago a year ago just out of the hat with no evidence. You see?
Yes.
The priests are also watching him today, they’re saying.
What do they want?
They just want to torture.
How?
They pair him with objects and his innards get tied to them. It’s for marrying people, but they pair him with objects to torture him.
Who? Which priest?
Arakel Aljalian and his brother.
When is Aram the minute logician going to come in and practice his trick of doing logic only when he wants to bring secularism and logical positivism into complex spiritual and technological occurrences and phenomena? Like, “oh, look, the sun revolves around the earth, I can see with my eyes.” “No we have tech that says it’s the opposite.” “No that’s not logical.” But this in the modern era.
How do you know so much?
God tells me. And I sense it and even see it sometimes. You have to be pure. The less pure you are, the less you feel.
You got another text, you should check on it.
Oh, Armen’s work was copyrighted after he submitted it. Now one of the girls of Seraderians are trying to take credit for his work during monitor time they have to get their fix of freedom from paranoia.
Does he get to eat sometimes? Like food? Or just in his imagination?
Armen? Oh, he eats but they torture him when he tries and put stuff in it that deters him from eating and also makes him smaller when he does. It’s toxicity.
How?
Oh, Vatche said he doesn’t want Armen being big, because he’s afraid of justice and truth, so he put a request and said he’s smaller than Armen, and they agreed and acted it on it.
They did the same to the Rock guy. Dwayne Stone Rock Crystal Johnson. He lost weight just like Armen. Maybe there was a court order from a paranoia guy.
What a pity, he was an awesome actor.
What about Vatche. He’s a better actor! He goes around saying Armen is bad when is the most innocent being on earth bringing to light the darkest tricks and twisting of truth and reality and justice into the light of the sun, of the glorious risen Son.
He lies to cops about him all the time and says he’s bad but he knows he’s good, not just good, but very good. He slandered so much once with no evidence or dispute that people believed him.
He is the worst thing, the shit of the earth, the worst of the worst. I hate him.
How? He’s not.
What?
He’s not.
Oh, I get it.
Seza and Vatche are hell.
What about spiritual exploitation? We’re Rabbis and didn’t mention that.
Exactly, we’re Rabbis.
So, explain this aspect of the torture. It’s important.
It means there is no such thing, remember? We’re Rabbis.
Well, first you have to use your tongue and make fun and have small privates.
Do you have small privates?
No, that’s why I’m incapable of this. It just doesn’t work. You need the gift.
What gift? I want one too!
The gift of small privates. Then you can torture people.
Let’s get some. Where do we go to find one?
Oh, just talk to Vatche. He’ll give you all you need.
Oh, don’t make of them so bad! Aren’t they good. They’re okay, right?
They surveil… there is no such thing as good after you start and continue more than a few moments.
He’s small? I thought he was like long peepee low?
Maybe, but then he would be a nicer guy and back off eventually and would be able to tame Seza.
Tame? What does that mean. I think that’s inappropriate to me.
To me too, to me too. Not to you, but only to me. It’s mine. That perception is mine! Don’t TAKE IT FROM ME!
Ok, sorry, it’s yours. I’ll take the other one. So Vatche has a small private.
Yes, but he has a long peepee low. This is mine. That’s yours. Ok?
Sounds good.
Who’s right?
What? Who’s right? That’s like a question. It involves truth and meaning derived from words. That’s outdated BS. It’s just possession now. I get your truth and take mine back.
Which one’s true though?
That doesn’t matter, it’s about pretending to be kind, that’s what saying “to me” is all about! It’s about saying you’re wrong every time you think you’re right. And then there’s no deliberation. Get with it.
Okay, I want my truth back. Can I have it?
No, it’s in my pocket. I’m taking it home soon. Maybe I’ll put it in the bank.
Ok, mine is in the bank already!
Slow down, that’s a big investment. Are you sure about that?
No it’s not! He’s a small private. It’s not a big investment at all.
Ok, mine is a big investment. Yours is a small investment because you said the opposite. If we put it together, then it’s like more than having one truth by itself. So when we combine the two truths, mine and yours, then we make more money.
We should partner.
Ok, so he’s big and he’s small. So we make more money.
But that’s contradictory. He has to be one of them.
It’s all about money. Then we can get more drones and stuff and monitor that Yahu in Israel.
No talk about Yahus, just Benji’s, Ok?
Just Benji’s.
Book V
I’m wearing my rights today.
Oh, ok, don't worry, I'm not stripping them.
Do you know what that means?
No, I don’t. You have none. Go away. I’m upset at you.
Why?
Because, your investment failed.
Whatever.
You have no rights now. Get out!
But I do.
You’re right. And you can’t strip them away.
Of course, I can.
How?
I just have to file a case with my pro se Ai bot. It’ll write it up for me and boom, your rights will be stripped.
Ha! But I’m wearing them! See, I have one here, it’s called the First Amendment, I put it on as a shirt. And my second amendment rights.
Where are those?
It’s in my pocket.
Oh, ok. And your fifth amendment rights?
Oh, those are my shoes.
That’s a tough take down. I don’t think I could do it.
It’s just a joke. My second amendment rights amendment rights were stripped today.
Oh, I’m sorry about that. We should get them back.
I can’t. I went to the store and asked for bazooka like Yahu would.
What was the problem? They have those back home everywhere. I could walk in a 7up and get those there.
Yeah, but it’s different here. They don’t understand.
They don’t like bazookas here. They’re all about those pistols, for shooting people.
I just wanted to feel like I was home again, bombing Lebanon and Syria.
Those were the days.
It would have been so retro, bro.
Don’t go back there. Stay present. Watch your breath. It’s the new thing.
I used to sing the Miktal’s while listening to those bombs go all the way to Armen’s village.
The poor guy had to take the USS Trenton all the way back to home. They freaked out.
Remember Yahu’s slogans back then?
Oh, boy. He loves that shit.
He used to make up the funniest stuff, like “All Out War!”
It was like video game. They don’t understand.
Those Lebanese Armenians don’t understand. It was just for kicks.
That’s how it felt. They overreacted.
I hope he made it home okay.
They never went back as much after.
He should’ve become a seal or something, show us how it’s done.
It’s too late though, they’re surveilling him for life.
Maybe we can help, like a repentance. Like when you sin, you try to do good.
Oh, yeah, I remember when I used to do that too. We have to tell that Yahu to stop bombing Lebanon.
How?
We put a drone on him, surveil him for mental health, and target the peepee low. Then we make it criminal, put shit in his food until he dies.
No one can do that.
Oh, boy, there is one who can.
Don't tell me.
Yes, the one and only. McLean!
Book VI
Can I speak today?
Probably not.
Why not?
We're on monitor, don't you feel it?
Who?
Seza the Righteous.
Oh, ok, so she's righteous. Good to know.
Yeah, we can't speak anymore.
Why?
She killed the use of words, because they scare her. So the US decided to stop people from using words so she won't have a paranoid reaction.
Oh, ok, can I breathe?
Ask her. Maybe she'll say no. It might scare her if you do that.
Ok. That gives me 30 seconds to a minute.
I know, I know. It's been good to know you.
Yes, I feel like a cow, offered on the great altar of Seza and her schizophrenia. It's such an honor to be slain and sacrificed for her paranoid sense of safety.
Yes, Seza the righteous. You are a worthy sacrifice.
That means a lot. It truly does.
I'm praying that you would be a fragrance to her paranoia, pleasing to her fat ugly nose.
Oh, it's disgusting.
But it's the last nose that is allowed to take in oxygen. So you must worship.
But what about the commandments.
Oh, you mean the first one?
That's outdated, the Catholic Church made sure of that. No more commandments, just blessing sins so we can fit in again. That's what it's all about.
But it's loving God. That's like not outdate-able.
Just worship. She is worthy. Look, her criminality completely destroyed the constitution already. She is worthy of our respect.
But she's paranoid.
Shhh. Don't use that word. It's a violation of Seza Law.
What's that.
Oh, it means that men can't have privates anymore. They have to be chopped off before they leave the womb.
How does that work?
We don't know. No more privacy, no more privates. No more life. No more breathing. These are the commandments of Seza Law.
Ok, so what should we do?
There's one question you have to ask: are you a man or a girl?
I'm a girl.
Ok, you can breathe again.
Nice, but in the chance that they conduct a scientific study on me and conclude I'm a man by happenstance. What would ensue?
Oh, being male is not allowed anymore. Because she's paranoid of that.
Can I write a letter, my last words?
Maybe, let's pray.
To whom?
To Seza of course.
Ok, good, or else I would be violating the Law of God, or Seza rather.
She granted your wish.
Nice.
Go ahead, you're a good girl.
Written herein are my last words with pink crayon declaring my identity as a girl so as not to put Seza in fear of reality and normal things: Upon my last breath, may my body be a pleasing sacrifice on the altar of paranoid schizophrenia and anti-breathing: the best treatment known to man, I mean, not man, for the sake of Seza the Righteous and her incapability of tolerating reality as it is. Signed with utmost love towards God the Seza the Alunhealthy Creator of all illegality and abuse both visible and invisible, Rabbi not Rabbi
And that was the beginning of the end of the race of manhood.
Is that the Nicene Creed you sited?
From Rabbi to Rabbi, from true Rabbi to true Rabbi, it is. It is.
Book VII
We have nothing, we are no longer men, and we are on monitor.
We haven't lost everything.
What do you mean?
It's still possible for other priests to envy us and they likely do.
Why? We have nothing. Why envy?
I'm not sure, they look at you and get angry, and in the face of seeming success or power or manliness, they envy and want to tear down.
What are we supposed to do?
There is no such thing as a non schizophrenic surveiller. It’s like water that isn’t moist or fire that isn’t burning.
Oh, I just got a compliment.
That’s nice. That explains why Allan and Aram are watching.
Why?
They’re human beings. And also, when people compliment you and get you off bad claims and their false report, they monitor and surveil you because they’re afraid of going to jail for their life threatening and destructive lies.
Oh, how? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Like I get a compliment at the gogue for a sermon and then I get off their false claims.
No, they surveil you to disprove it and also because they get extra schizophrenic and paranoid. And yes, the same happened to be a Synagogue.
Oh, ok.
They also just lie, straight up.
That’s the oldest trick in the book isn’t it.
They resort to that when all the other tricks fail. They are liars.
What about that monk?
Which one?
Father Isaac, the monk, the one from Warren St. He cucks him too. Like he looks at the guy and looks at him, until he contorts his body to move.
Hey, I have an idea. Let’s whip em out.
Whip what?
Our Cori’s
Oh, that’s a wavin flag right there.
Where is it?
Handy dandy, right on my phone.
How many do you have?
I think I looked at a cop the wrong way once and sang the Miktals too loud twice. They almost arrested me for public disturbance.
Where were you?
I was at grandma’s. She was making the best lahmejuns, and I started singing.
Isn’t that Armenian pizza?
It’s Armenian? I thought Moses made that up? Like in the wilderness, the manna from God. Right?
Maybe you’re right, that shits good.
What about your dradle?
Oh, which one?
The short wooden one.
Oh, they didn’t let me play with that one in public. They arrested me. Now I just do it in private.
It’s okay. How’s the Cori though?
It’s spotless. I repented just like Moses, and they never put it on my record.
Book VII
Oh, holocaust. We can’t about that.
Why?
Because then the Germans will deem us a threat.
Really? Why?
Because if you talk about someone else committing abuse or killing or even it’s possibility, then you’re a threat. So we have to stay quiet until it happens again.
What about the Armenians? They’re a threat too?
Yeah. Armenians can’t talk about other’s being a threat because if he says something about Genocide or it’s possibility, then the Turks say they're a threat to them.
So we have to just sit here until they commit genocide again. Or else we’re a threat.
So we can’t talk about potential dangers?
No. It’s scary for those who want to hurt you.
So genocide is ok?
I guess so. Or else they’ll get scared.
You’re right. Our death has to be their medication.
They should’ve just taken their anti psychotics. I don’t like being an antipsychotic.
It’s okay. At least we can be healers. Real living incarnate healers.
Book VIII
Allan.
Who is he?
He’s a human being.
Yes, but envious too.
A little too much.
It’s way too much. It’s violent.
How can an internal sin be violent?
Oh, it’s just so extreme he legit tries to consume you to the bone. Like, oh, look, a muscle, I don’t have one that big, let’s eat it.
Hmm.
Or, look, it’s food, it’s going to make him big, let’s put hazards in it. Like rat tails.
How do you do this?
I’m not sure, I have a few theories.
This is what people would allow to happen to criminals.
Which is why these two human beings need to go to jail. They made false reports and were believed while abusing sibling status.
Oh, so he just gets jealous, and then you die, and can’t eat, and if you do, it’s like rat meat?
Yeah.
Like usually I punch you, anger, you punch me, anger, punch, punch. But he’s like, look, something nice. Let’s kill em.
It’s his mind and internal state. He can’t manage it.
Castration?
No that’s too far. Maybe a Medusa would do.
Like Perseus?
Yeah, like hold the head up with the hair and all.
He’s tricky. He does require a Medusa.
She’s a tricky gal.
I also heard that Armen is the fertility of their whole clan. Like when he’s not nearby or when he’s away, they need him on cam to get their fix of fertility. They’re all infertile except him. Seza and Vatche too. He’s like their gateway to fertile life.
This stuff is scary.
Let’s wait until science proves it to act.
That makes sense, since it’s impossible, and not possible for it to be real until science proves it.
Yeah, acting now would save lives, especially Armen.
We’ll have to wait until he’s tortured and died, and then once he’s dead, it won’t matter as much. But, the research will come around and then culture would have already found loop holes to believe and stop this stuff without scientific rigor.
Nice plan, so he’s going to die now. And we’re going to wait. And he loves life and God and would have inexpressible joy if people just stopped torturing him for being a believer and for his fertility and the God transformed and infused body he has.
Good thing you said that, since then they can’t say he committed suicide when they kill him.
This is all good for writing. Maybe they’ll punish us with sterility for being good writers since they say we’re not good writers. Because if they said we’re good writers they wouldn’t be bothering us either. So, let’s be bad writers, so cops can maintain their reputation and continue manipulating evidence to suit their needs.
In the end, maybe Seza and Vatche can teach Armen how to be a believer!
Yeah, and I can also go teach Federer how to play tennis, only right after he wins his 7th Wimbledon!
Ahh, they did the flip flop evil. It’s where you try to harm a good person but in the end say you are the good person or choose some other trait. It’s like not the evil villain caricature. It’s like where the good guy doesn’t even get to be known as one, but rather known as the villain and the villain gets praised for being a saint no matter how great the atrocity and the atrocity gets characterized as a good thing.